{"id":791,"date":"2011-02-10T16:24:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/denleymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=791"},"modified":"2011-02-10T16:24:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:24:59","slug":"orchestra-antics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/orchestra-antics\/","title":{"rendered":"Orchestra Antics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Conductor:<\/strong> Wait, what just happened there?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clarinet:<\/strong> Do you have a fermata here, because we have a fermata.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conductor:<\/strong> Oh, is that why you stopped?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trumpet:<\/strong> Well, I have a railroad track.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conductor:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t have anything there in my score.\u00a0 Does anyone else have something?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oboe:<\/strong> I got a fermata.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flute:<\/strong> My part says General Pause.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cello:<\/strong> My part has railroad tracks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conductor:<\/strong> What about yours?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Violin:<\/strong> My part says &#8220;Coffee break&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conductor: Wait, what just happened there? Clarinet: Do you have a fermata here, because we have a fermata. Conductor: Oh, is that why you stopped? Trumpet: Well, I have a railroad track. Conductor: I don&#8217;t have anything there in my score.\u00a0 Does anyone else have something? Oboe: I got a fermata. Flute: My part says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-violin-musings","tag-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denleymusic.com\/musicblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}